Friday, September 18, 2015

New Reviews!

HEY EVERYBODY!

Looks like our first episode of the podcast was a bust, but we are regrouping and will post a few thingies on horror films for your listening pleasure in October!

For now, click this banner


http://cinapse.co/2015/09/18/black-mass-crime-drama-fails-to-bring-the-heat/



... for a review of BLACK MASS, and head over to The Archivist while you are at Cinapse to see my latest piece there, as well.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

"The Visit" Review


A generous-for-Sunday-afternoon turnout has paid its dues at the local multiplex. The theater’s obnoxious animated self-promotions have ceased. The trailers, uncut to a taxing length, have finally come to an end, and the feature presentation, welcomed by the fanfare of twitchy, whispering teens, has begun. I hadn’t the occasion to see a horror film with its target demographic in some time, and their nervous unrest reminds me of the small joy the experience can offer. The words, “A film by M. Night Shayamalan” fade in, white on black.

A handful of my fellow theater patrons laughs.

Just in case I had forgotten the disgraced auteur’s name has become a punch line, some strangers in the dark refresh my memory, carrying-on as though they didn’t realize whose movie they had come to see. They, and the rest of the audience would laugh several more times at what appeared on the screen throughout the film, but they would also scream, gleefully, like the ecstatic patrons of a well-orchestrated haunted attraction.

Paula Jamison (Kathryn Hahn) has not been in touch with her parents for fifteen years, since eloping with her high school teacher. Her children, Rebecca, a bright fifteen-year-old documentarian (Olivia DeJonge), and Tyler, a rapping, girl-crazy germaphobe (Ed Oxenbould) have decided they want to meet their estranged grandparents, potentially for the sake of reuniting them with their mother. So, with Paula on a weeklong cruise with her new boyfriend, the siblings take a lengthy train ride to the old family farm, and their elderly relatives (played perfectly by Peter McRobbie and Deanna Dunagen) greet them with warmth and open arms. The arms stay open, but the warmth wanes as the geriatric Doris and John begin exhibiting disturbing behavior. Before long, it becomes impossible for the children to abide by the one household rule: Don’t leave your room after 9:30 PM.

I’d love to tell you more. I’ve been seeing a lot of thrillers lately which require the revealing of too many details for proper analysis, and this is certainly one of them. You’ve been hearing Shayamalan is back on his game, and although The Visit is no masterwork, it does manage to breath new life into the found-footage format, and the filmmaker’s favorite forms of storytelling are as sturdy here as ever, if not flawlessly constructed. The young characters have fears to overcome, and the action toward the climax becomes meaningful, and then there is that other common Shayamalan trait… which I would rather not discuss here.

What is absent from this new film, unlike excellent performances (especially from the young stars), is the director’s need to tie the events together with some fictional spiritual order. Higher powers, in fact, don’t seem to play a role here at all, and that is a welcomed change after the goofy Christian sophism ending films like Signs. The Visit is allowed to descend into bleak chaos, and if it weren’t for a few specific character growths in the finale, one might be of the impression this was a brand new filmmaker.

It’s too bad he isn’t brand new. If it weren’t for M. Night’s abysmal recent outings, I believe most critics would be hailing him as a promising young talent after seeing this small film. Honestly, it’s the most enjoyable and logical found-footage movie I can think of, and it’s perfectly unnerving at nearly every turn. It’s so creepy, in fact, that it’s a wonder how effortlessly the abundant comedic moments cut through the darkness.

DeJonge and Oxenbould are more than comfortable with their characters, and that is mostly thanks to the dialogue written by Shayamalan. You know who these kids are the minute they open their mouths, and they are so authentically teenaged, that for the first several minutes, I was almost too irritated by them to care. Magically, as cinema would have it, they worked their way under my skin, as they slowly revealed the complex and endearing creatures they truly are behind the façade. They are sad, in danger, and a little lost, but most importantly, they are both hilarious. Neither one even slightly cool, their attempts to deal with the events of their bizarre stay make this one of the funniest movies I’ve seen all summer.

Shayamalan may not be back, but he is on his way, and I don’t see anyone laughing at HIM for this horror/comedy.

Monday, September 7, 2015

The PODCAST cometh!

FROM OUT OF THE SILENCE... A NEW EVIL HAS RISEN!








                           Ryan Lewellen with Co-host: filmmaker, musician, and cinephile, JOHN VALLEY.

On September 10th, 2015, The Underemployed Cinema Major Podcast will be available for streaming at several outlets! Our inaugural episode will be focused on the career of M. Night Shayamalan, in anticipation of his latest film, THE VISIT! Fingers are crossed for competence, or even mastery, as the once acclaimed director has fallen out of favor with critics and audiences alike.

Our first episode will be available at our soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/ucm-podcast 

You should head over there and give us a follow, and listen to the interview John Valley recorded with Alex Winter!

But wait! There's more, you greedy bastard! Head to our facebook page and give it some LIKE:

WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, YET! GO TO TWITTER AND DO ALL OF THAT ALSO!
https://twitter.com/UCMPodcast

Okay... go on.





 




Friday, June 26, 2015

The UCM is reviewing all over the place - all up in ya face

Hey everysomebody! I have been hard at work for my lovely internet homes and not posted here in some time. So, check out what I've got out there in world. It's here. It's there. It's everywhere.



At Cinapse, I have The Archivist from a few weeks back, on giant monster movies because the terrible Jurassic World was steadily approaching theaters.

http://cinapse.co/2015/06/05/archivist-volume-xx-giant-monsters-eatin-people-ray-harryhausen/

Also, a review of the terrible Jurassic World at Slaughtertime:

http://slaughtertime.com/?p=1571

While you're at it, check out my enthusiastic review of PIXAR's new movie, then check out the movie, itself.



I have also reviewed SPY for Slaughtertime, and I have a review of a new movie called THE STRONGEST MAN at Cinapse today, with an interview with the writer/director coming next week.

CHECK IT!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

It's Like I Actually Do This Now

http://cinapse.co/2015/05/29/archivist-volume-xiv-mad-max-edition/What's crappenin', movie peoples? I hope you have all seen Mad Max: Fury Road by now. Have, or have not, you should head over to Cinapse.co, and read my semi-weekly column on two WB Archives films I chose to honor George Miller's incredible new film!


Clicking on that lovely banner will take you there like Mavis Staples!


That's all for new reading at the moment, but if you haven't read my critical series on MAD MAX over at Slaughtertime, or my review of the new film, go there now!


http://slaughtertime.com/?cat=30
That site just started making some money, so I can officially call myself a professional film critic! It's not enough to pay all the bills, but it could be, and soon. So, thanks for all your clicks, and please continue clicking, reading, liking, and sharing, because my dream is suddenly visible, but looks an awful lot like the ol' carrot eternally hanging just out of reach.

Thanks so much for your support: Past, Present, and Future!

Movie on!

-Ryan

Saturday, May 16, 2015

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

http://slaughtertime.com/?p=1500

Click that wonderful poster to read about the most important movie of the summer... possibly of the year.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

New Series On The MAD MAX Franchise at SLAUGHTERTIME!

http://slaughtertime.com/?p=1368

Click the lovely logo above to join with me in an analytical celebration of some of the coolest movies ever made!

Every week, leading up to the release of MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, I will have a new piece about this exquisite series of films, including the Scream Factory Special Edition release of the original MAD MAX on Blu-ray!

Give me some click and some like and some share!

BE MA BESS FWEND ON DA INNUHNET!

Saturday, March 7, 2015

SLAUGHTERTIME.COM!

http://slaughtertime.com/?p=1042


I have the first issue of a monthly column up at SLAUGHTERTIME.COM!

I will have a new piece every week up there for your reading pleasure, so go take a click that image above to check 'er out! Also, don't forget to check out Cinapse.co every day for new writing on movies.

I'll have a little something to say about this movie in the following weeks...



Thursday, February 12, 2015

New Music Reviews and Other Opinion Poo's At CINAPSE!

Hey everybody(the handful of you strangers who still occasionally check this unloved blog for activity)!

I have some cool stuff up for your reading pleasure over at Cinapse.co

WHIPLASH... finally saw it... totally dug it.
http://cinapse.co/2015/02/12/whiplash-take-achieve-greatness-ps4-greatness/

John Carpenter's first album of original music! Hoping he makes more!
http://cinapse.co/2015/02/11/john-carpenters-lost-themes-happy-found/

NAS: Time Is Illmatic
http://cinapse.co/2015/02/11/nas-time-illmatic-tells-story-great-escape/

Go on... unless you don't respect real artists... then you should just look at this forever: